39 Ways To Torment Your Cat – Hilarious New E-Book!!!

39 ways to torment your cat book
Not Patrick the Cat!!!
Not Patrick the Cat!!!

Funny Cat Book and BONUS – Download Now in English and Spanish

Cat lovers of the world – you can stop panicking!!!
Trust me no cats were harmed in the making of this eye wateringly funny book…
HONEST!!!
This is the hilarious TRUE STORY of ‘Patrick – the jealous red-headed step cat…’

In a nutshell guy marries woman who owns a cat…
Cat is disgusted with the arrival of man…
Man gets made redundant and has to be with the cat all day whilst his wife is at work…

Dealing With a VERY Jealous Cat

Patrick the jealous cat dislikes man intently…
Man has to wear boots around the house to stop cat attacking his legs and feet…
The cats antics grow worse and at first man thinks of ways to get the cat to like him…

Nothing works…
So eventually man spends his day thinking of ways to torment Patrick the jealous cat…
He writes all these ideas down and shows them to his wife at night…

She thinks it’s hilarious – and 39 Ways To Torment Your Cat is born!!!

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With 5 star reviews for the Amazon paperback version:

OMG!!! Patrick is going to be the most Famous Cat in the world!! Too Too FUNNY!!! This Book is so “over the top” Hilarious, you can’t even fathom. It is written in Both English and Spanish…Seriously?! The Illustrations are absolutely Priceless. I have cats, and I LOVE my cats…but I have to get this for some of my friends who Hate cats. The endorsements at the end are so Frickin-Funny Too!!! I just LOVED It !!! Even the “Authors” names Cracked me up!!!

Funny Funny Funny and I love Cats

If you have a jealous cats – love cats or just need a good belly laugh…
Then download the book now direct from the publisher – with a 60 Day Guarantee!!!
Or grab the paperback from Amazon!!!

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